Mike.

Mike used to work with me at Mainframe but he's since moved to greener pastures at Electronic Arts, where he's working as some sort of creative designer or some such thing.

In the photo here, Mike is being mauled by the nefarious "Canadian SnowBear". Unsuspecting Mike has no idea that he has perhaps ten or twelve seconds before the SnowBears rips out his neck (see her claws, moving into position!) and fills it's wineglass with the oxygen rich blood that was once destined for his brain. Run, Mike, RUN!

Anyhow, Mike's got his own homepage (which is far better designed than mine). Check it out, the movie reviews are fantastic, i hope to rip off the idea and do my own one day, just like Mike. I just have to learn a little more HTML first.

You know, come to think of it, I am a little bit like Mike, but my car isn't worth $40,000 and my IQ isn't four digits. Beyond that, we're pretty similar.