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Jason.Aaah, Jason. Look at him here. So carefree. He's happiest when he's in nature, enjoying the things in life that are free: friends, sun, sports, and great conversation. Oh come on, what a load of CRAP! Jason isn't a consumer. He's a PROsumer. There's nothing "con" about his spending habits. Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm a consumer whore too, no doubt about it, but this guy is at the top of the purchasing game. If he was a monkey, he'd be King-Kongsumer. Out of all my friends, Jason's got the phattest pad, the dopest car, and the biggest f*&@#! TV. His credit card goes to the beach and kick sand in the face of my credit card, which is by no means an easy task. Like Rob, Jason is a Assistant Producer for Electronic Arts. He too worked on the latest James Bond game and is another EA wunderkind, with stock options that make most of us look like squeegee kids by comparison. Curse you, Jason! Here's some more photos of this lucky bastard. |
