Sarah.

Well, what do I say about this one? As you can tell from the picture, she's a Cow-Girl, obviously. Yup, a real ranch hand who's not afraid to roll up her sleeves and get right into the muck. And when it's all said and done, well, check her out. She's a rootin' tootin' madwoman. Yup, that's Sarah.

Or something like that, anyhow. If Sarah WAS a Cow-Girl, whatever farm or ranch she worked on would be the most the most organised agricultural operation on earth. Cows would be colour coded, chickens would be housed in ascending order so that the most prolific egg layers were closest to the house so as to limit the amount of trips needed to unload the morning's egg generation.

And each time a chicken celebrated a birthday, the coop would be decorated in streamers and balloons and Sarah would make hand-made invites for all the other chickens.